Tuesday, April 24, 2007

T-Shirts tell alot about you...


I'll admit to being puzzled about what possesses (no pun intended) these guys who are in the very embrace of the Church yet work so tirelessly against Her. As I was working on the new designs for my little shirt company, I veered off into imagining what type of t-shirt the enemies would wear:

8 comments:

Mark Cephas Tan said...

this is a good one paul... => haha..

Mickey Jackson said...

Since I can't draw worth anything and my humor often falls flat, I am probably not the best person to suggest cartoons for someone as able as you, Paul. However, I am sure that, like me, you have suffered innumerable Catholics, ordained and lay alike, who insist that solemnity of any kind is out of place at Mass, since it is a "celebration."

Since traditional Catholics know that the Mass, far from being a celebration, is a re-creation and continuation of Christ's sacrifice on the cross, maybe you could draw the Crucifixion, with Christ's followers weeping at the foot of the Cross while a Novus Ordo priest tells them something like, "Hey, lighten up, you prudes! This is a celebration!"

Just a suggestion from a severely humor-impaired devotee of the true theology of the Mass.

Carolina Cannonball said...

cant wait to see what you make out of the news of Tod Brown being accused of molestation himself. he he

Paul Nichols said...

Hey Mickey, that's a great idea, actually. I'll see what I can do.

Kat, I'll have to check on Tod "don't be kneelin' in my line" Brown. It doesn't surprise me.

paramedicgirl said...

That one's hilarious Paul! Definitely one of my faves!

midwestmom said...

Off topic, but T-shirt design, nonetheless:

T-shirt geared for women. Small print that isn't readable from miles away, maybe something that could be worn under a casual blazer, sweater, etc.

A small, black bottle of poison, tipped on its side, with a skull and cross bones on it. The black poison spill vaguely resembles the shape of the United States with the word HOLLYWOOD in the center of it in red.

The graphics are subliminal enough to still look somewhat 'cool' but the message is powerful, once the beholder finally gets it.

Paul Nichols said...

Hey Midwest Mom, that's a good one. I can picture it already. I'll see what I can do.

midwestmom said...

Or I supposed you could put HOLLYWOOD on the poison bottle with the skull and cross bones beneath it.

White shirt, small, black graphics, HOLLYWOOD in red. I could see conservative Harley wives wearing them under their leather jackets.